'Good Heavens!' - by K J S Chatrath
After having lived a virtuous, though somewhat boring life, there I was, at the Gate of Heaven.
But before I could really enter, the Holy Soul keeping records at the gate asked me a question which floored me- "Vegetarian or Non-Vegetarian"?
I take both vegetarian and non-vegetarian was my reply. No, you have to choose one between the two, advised the Holy Soul. In that case 'Indian Non-Vegetarian' I replied, having used to giving this as my food preference to airlines while travelling when I was alive.
No, sorry old man answered the Holy Soul, our computer does not offer this option. At this I gave in tamely and settled for Non-Vegetarian.
Whether I managed to enter the Gate of Heaven and what was the food like inside, is another story.
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